Top ten Footballers

Football or Soccer (Depends where you are from) is the most famous and followed sport in the world with millions  of fans world wide. Many Clubs cost over a billion dollars. Those clubs buy players for tens of millions of dollars. We decided making a list of some of the best players in Football/Soccer and here is what we got.

#10 – Fernando Torres

Fernando Torres

Torres started his career with Atlético Madrid, progressing through their youth system. He made his first team debut in 2001 and finished his career with the club having scored 75 goals in 174 La Liga appearances. Prior to his La Liga debut, Torres played two seasons in the Segunda División, making 40 appearances and scoring seven goals. He joined Premier League club Liverpool in 2007 after signing for a club record transfer fee. He marked his first season at Anfield by being Liverpool’s first player, since Robbie Fowler in 1995–96, to score more than 20 league goals in a season. Torres became the fastest player in Liverpool history to score 50 league goals after scoring against Aston Villa in December 2009.

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#9 – Frank Lampard

Frank Lampard

Lampard began his career at West Ham United, his father’s former club. He had secured a place in the first team by the 1997–98 season, and the following year helped the team finish 5th in the Premier League, their highest ever Premier League placing. In 2001, he moved to rival London club Chelsea for £11 million.

From his debut onwards he was ever-present in the Chelsea first team, setting a record 164 consecutive Premier League appearances. He established himself as a prolific scorer at the West London club and was a key part of the sides which won back-to-back Premier League titles in 2004–05 and 2005–06 and a domestic cup double in 2007. He signed a new contract in 2008, becoming the highest paid Premier League footballer at that time, and scored in his first Champions League Final that same year. He won the FA Cup for the second time in 2009, scoring the winning goal in the final. On 23 December 2009, he was named the Premier League’s Player of the decade by official statistics.In the 2009-10 season Lampard won the Premier League title and FA Cup (domestic cup double) also he had his best prolific season with Chelsea scoring 22 league goals and 17 league assists.

Lampard has won the Chelsea Player of the Year award three times and is Chelsea’s 3rd all-time goalscorer with 158 goals in all competitions, including over 100 league goals, the most in the club’s history for a midfielder. Lampard is the highest goalscoring midfielder in Premier League history with 129 league goals  and he’s 2nd in the Premier League’s all-time assists table with 156 assists. Also Lampard completes over 1400 successful passes and has 10 or more assists every season. In 2005, Lampard was voted second place in both the 2005 FIFA World Player of the Year and the 2005 Ballon d’Or.

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#8 – Andres Iniesta

Andres Iniesta

Andrés Iniesta is a Spanish football midfielder who currently plays for Spanish La Liga club FC Barcelona. His willingness to play anywhere on the pitch, coupled with a natural humility, has earned him the sobriquet El Ilusionista (The Dreamer), El Cerebro (The Brain), El Caballero Pálido (The Pale Knight) and most recently Don Andrés from the Spanish press. After the 2009 UEFA Champions League Final, Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney stated that he believed the midfielder to be the best player in the world.  His current contract with Barcelona runs until 2015. Iniesta scored the winning goal for Spain in the 116th minute of the 2010 FIFA World Cup Final against the Netherlands and was the Man of the Match for the game.

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#7 – Xavi Hernandez

Xavi Hernandez

Xavi Hernandez currently plays as a central midfielder for La Liga club FC Barcelona. Widely considered among the finest play-makers in the world, Xavi was named the official Man of the match of the 2009 Champions League Final as he helped Barcelona defeat Manchester United to win their third Champions League-title. He was named Player of the Tournament by UEFA at UEFA Euro 2008  and was one of the five finalists for the 2007–08 FIFA World Player of the Year. In all he has been capped 95 times for the Spanish national team, with whom he won the 2010 FIFA World Cup. He is regularly cited as one of the best midfielders currently playing.

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#6 - KAKA

KAKA

Kaka is a Brazilian football midfielder who currently plays for Spanish La Liga club Real Madrid and the Brazilian national team. He started his footballing career at the age of eight, when he began playing for a local club. At the time, he also played tennis, and it was not until he moved on to São Paulo FC and signed his first professional contract with the club at the age of fifteen that he chose to focus on football.

In 2003 he joined A.C. Milan for a fee of €8.5 million. While at Milan, Kaká won the Ballon d’Or and FIFA World Player of the Year awards in 2007. After his success with AC Milan, Kaka joined Real Madrid for a world record fee of $89 million, smashing the previous record of Zidane, $75 million.

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#5 – Samuel Eto’o

Samuel Eto’o

Eto’o scored over 100 goals in five seasons with FC Barcelona, and is also the record holder in number of appearances by an African player in La Liga. In 2010, he became the first player to win two European Continental Trebles following his back-to-back achievements with Barcelona and Internazionale. He is the second player to have ever scored in two separate UEFA Champions League finals and the fourth player, after Marcel Desailly, Paulo Sousa and Gerard Piqué, to have won the UEFA Champions League two years in a row with different teams. He is also, as of 22 May 2010, the most decorated African player of all time. Along with Clarence Seedorf  he is one of only two players to win the UEFA Champions League with three separate teams, with Real Madrid in 2000 (though only playing three games), twice with FC Barcelona in 2006 and 2009 and once with Internazionale in 2010. He is also the first ever player to win two trebles back to back.

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#4 – Steven Gerrard

Steven Gerrard

Gerrard, who has spent his entire career at Anfield, made his début in 1998 and cemented his place in the first team in the 2000–01 season, succeeding Sami Hyypiä as Liverpool team captain in 2003. His honours include two FA Cup wins, two League Cup wins, a UEFA Cup win, and a UEFA Champions League win in 2005. In 2005, Gerrard came third in the voting for Ballon d’Or, given to the top player in Europe.

Gerrard made his international début in 2000, and represented England in the UEFA European Championships in 2000 and 2004 as well as the 2006 FIFA World Cup, where he was the team’s top goalscorer with two goals. Gerrard is the current vice-captain of the England national football team. However, he captained his country at the 2010 World Cup in the absence of regular captain Rio Ferdinand who missed the tournament through injury. Gerrard came second in the 100 Players Who Shook The Kop, a Liverpool F.C. fan poll.

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#3 – Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Zlatan Ibrahimovic started his career at Malmö FF in the late 1990s under Roland Andersson. He was signed by Ajax, and made a name for himself under Ronald Koeman. Years later, he signed with Juventus for €16 million. Ibrahimović gained fame in Serie A while having a striking partnership with David Trézéguet. In 2006, he signed with league rival Internazionale, where he won individual awards such as the Oscar del Calcio, the Guldbollen, and being named in the 2007 UEFA Team of the Year, in addition to finishing as the league’s highest scorer in 2008–09 while winning three straight Scudetti. In the summer of 2009, he transferred to FC Barcelona before moving to AC Milan the next season.

As of February 2009, Ibrahimović and Kaká were the highest-paid football players in the world, each with an annual salary of €9 million. He currently holds the record for the second highest transfer fee in football history, with a total of €69 million for his transfer from Internazionale to Barcelona.

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#2 – Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo

Ronaldo currently holds the distinction of being the most expensive player in football history after being transferred from Manchester United to Real Madrid in a transfer deal worth £80 million (€94m, US$132m). In addition, his contract with Real Madrid, in which he is to be paid £11 million per year over the following six years, makes him the highest paid football player in the world.

Ronaldo began his career as a youth player for Andorinha, where he played for two years, then moved to Nacional. In 1997, he made a move to Portuguese giants Sporting CP. Ronaldo’s precocious talent caught the attention of Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson and he signed the 18-year-old for £12.24 million in 2003. The following season, Ronaldo won his first club honour, the FA Cup, and reached the Euro 2004 final with Portugal, in which tournament he scored his first international goal.

In 2008, Ronaldo won the Champions League with United, and was named player of the tournament. He was named the FIFPro World Player of the Year and the FIFA World Player of the Year, in addition to becoming Manchester United’s first Ballon d’Or winner in 40 years.Three-time Ballon d’Or winner Johan Cruyff said in an interview on 2 April 2008, “Ronaldo is better than George Best and Denis Law, who were two brilliant and great players in the history of United.

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#1 – Lionel Messi

Lionel Messi

Messi is considered one of the best football players of his generation and frequently cited as the world’s best contemporary player, Messi received several Ballon d’Or and FIFA World Player of the Year nominations by the age of 21 and won both by the age of 22. His playing style and ability have drawn comparisons to Diego Maradona, who himself declared Messi his “successor”.

Messi began playing football at a young age and his potential was quickly identified by Barcelona. He left Rosario-based Newell’s Old Boys youth team in 2000 and moved with his family to Europe, as Barcelona offered treatment for his growth hormone deficiency. Making his debut in the 2004–05 season, he broke his team record for the youngest footballer to score a league goal. Major honours soon followed as Barcelona won La Liga in Messi’s debut season, and won a double of the league and Champions League in 2006. His breakthrough season was in the 2006–07 season; he became a first team regular, scoring a hat-trick in El Clásico and finishing with 14 goals in 26 league games. Perhaps his most successful season was the 2008–09 season, in which Messi scored 38 goals to play an integral part in a treble-winning campaign. In the following 2009–10 campaign, Messi scored 47 goals in all competitions, equalling Ronaldo’s record total for Barcelona. Messi was the top scorer of the 2005 FIFA World Youth Championship with six goals, including two in the final game. Shortly thereafter, he became an established member of Argentina’s senior international team.

By :- Harman , Site owner

Football Or soccer rules

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  Football (called soccer in the United States) is a game made up of two teams of eleven players each. The object of the game is for each team to try and score more goals than the opposition. A goal is scored when one team manages to get the ball into the marked area defended by a member of the opposition called a goalie. The game lasts 90 minutes overall, although this is split into two halves of 45 minutes. Injury time can also be added onto the end of the match. The current rules or "laws of the game" are regulated by FIFA (Federation Internationale de Football Association) and domestic football associations.

Offside

• The perennial problem for newcomers to football is understanding the offside rule. This is made somewhat harder by the fact there are two elements to offsides in football; being in an offside position, and committing an offside offence.

  To be in an offside position is to be closer to the opponent’s goal than the last opposition outfield player (therefore excluding the goalkeeper) and the ball. However, to commit an offside offence is to have the ball played forward towards you while in that position. As such, you can be in an offside position and not commit an offside offence.

  

  The rule is further complicated by the fact the referee or his assistant must adjudge you to be ‘active’ in the play before giving an offside decision against you. This can be obvious, for example if you touch the ball in an offside position, but it can be extremely nebulous. The official rule states ‘active’ as meaning “interfering with play… or an opponent… or gaining an advantage by being in that position”. However, as you will find as you watch more and more games, what one referee or linesman considers to be active can be very different to another individual’s interpretation, and the offside rule is generally a major debating point.

  There are other factors to consider which can exempt you from the offside rule. You cannot be offside in your own-half of the pitch, for example, and you cannot be penalised for being in an offside position when a goal kick, throw-in, indirect free kick or corner kick is taken.

Fouls

• A foul is the penalty given to one player purposefully sabotaging another in a physical way, such as kicking. When a foul occurs the team of the affected player are awarded a free kick, apart from if the foul took place in the penalty area, and then a penalty kick is awarded. When a free kick is taken the opposition must be at least 10 paces away from the individual taking it. A penalty kick is when one player is given a free kick toward the goal from the penalty spot, with only the goalkeeper between the player and the goal. The player who made the foul can be given a yellow card as a warning, or if the incident is deemed serious enough, the offender is given a red card, which means she is expelled from the match.

Throw-in

• If the ball goes over the line and off the marked pitch, a throw-in is awarded to the opposite team of the one who last touched the ball. The throw-in consists of a player throwing the ball back into the field of play using both hands and holding the ball behind his head as a starting position. If the player does not throw in the correct way, it is deemed a foul throw, and the throw-in is then given to the other team. The deliverer is not allowed to pass directly to the goalkeeper.

Hand ball

• The goalkeeper is the only member of a team who is allowed to handle the ball during play, and this must only occur in the goalie's team's penalty area. Despite this the goalie is not allowed to touch the ball with his hands if it has been passed back to him by a member of his own team. In this case he can only use his feet or his head to contact the ball. If any other player touches the ball with a hand, this is against the rules and as a consequence, a free kick will be given to the other team.

Substitutes

• Each team has the option to bring on a maximum of three substitutes during a game. These players are chosen beforehand should they be needed to supplement the team. For a substitute to join the game, the referee must be notified and there must be a break in play in order for the swap to be made

  
  

  
  

  
  

HARD DRIVE

Hard disk drive
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A Western Digital 3.5 inch 250 GB SATA HDD; this specific model features both SATA and Molex power inputs

SHORTCUT
A Brief History of the Hard Disk Drive

The hard disk drive has short and fascinating history. In 24 years it evolved from a monstrosity with fifty two-foot diameter disks holding five MBytes (5,000,000 bytes) of data to today's drives measuring 3 /12 inches wide and an inch high (and smaller) holding 400 GBytes (400,000,000,000 bytes/characters). Here, then, is the short history of this marvelous device.

Before the disk drive there were drums... In 1950 Engineering Research Associates of Minneapolis built the first commercial magnetic drum storage unit for the U.S. Navy, the ERA 110. It could store one million bits of data and retrieve a word in 5 thousandths of a second.

In 1956 IBM invented the first computer disk storage system, the 305 RAMAC (Random Access Method of Accounting and Control). This system could store five MBytes. It had fifty, 24-inch diameter disks!

By 1961 IBM had invented the first disk drive with air bearing heads and in 1963 they introduced the removable disk pack drive.

In 1970 the eight inch floppy disk drive was introduced by IBM. My first floppy drives were made by Shugart who was one of the "dirty dozen" who left IBM to start their own companies. In 1981 two Shugart 8 inch floppy drives with enclosure and power supply cost me about $350.00. They were for my second computer. My first computer had no drives at all.

In 1973 IBM shipped the model 3340 Winchester sealed hard disk drive, the predecessor of all current hard disk drives. The 3340 had two spindles each with a capacity of 30 MBytes, and the term "30/30 Winchester" was thus coined.


In 1980, Seagate Technology introduced the first hard disk drive for microcomputers, the ST506. It was a full height (twice as high as most current 5 1/4" drives) 5 1/4" drive, with a stepper motor, and held 5 Mbytes. My first hard disk drive was an ST506. I cannot remember exactly how much it cost, but it plus its enclosure, etc. was well over a thousand dollars. It took me three years to fill the drive. Also, in 1980 Phillips introduced the first optical laser drive. In the early 80's, the first 5 1/4" hard disks with voice coil actuators (more on this later) started shipping in volume, but stepper motor drives continued in production into the early 1990's. In 1981, Sony shipped the first 3 1/2" floppy drives.

In 1983 Rodime made the first 3.5 inch rigid disk drive. The first CD-ROM drives were shipped in 1984, and "Grolier's Electronic Encyclopedia," followed in 1985. The 3 1/2" IDE drive started its existence as a drive on a plug-in expansion board, or "hard card." The hard card included the drive on the controller which, in turn, evolved into Integrated Device Electronics (IDE) hard disk drive, where the controller became incorporated into the printed circuit on the bottom of the hard disk drive. Quantum made the first hard card in 1985.

In 1986 the first 3 /12" hard disks with voice coil actuators were introduced by Conner in volume, but half (1.6") and full height 5 1/4" drives persisted for several years. In 1988 Conner introduced the first one inch high 3 1/2" hard disk drives. In the same year PrairieTek shipped the first 2 1/2" hard disks.

In 1997 Seagate introduced the first 7,200 RPM, Ultra ATA hard disk drive for desktop computers and in February of this year they introduced the first 15,000 RPM hard disk drive, the Cheetah X15. Milestones for IDE DMA, ATA/33, and ATA/66 drives follow:

* 1994 DMA, Mode 2 at 16.6 MB/s
* 1997 Ultra ATA/33 at 33.3 MB/s
* 1999 Ultra ATA/66 at 66.6 MB/s

6/20/00 IBM triples the capacity of the world's smallest hard disk drive. This drive holds one gigabyte on a disk which is the size of an American quarter. The world's first gigabyte-capacity disk drive, the IBM 3380, introduced in 1980, was the size of a refrigerator, weighed 550 pounds (about 250 kg), and had a price tag of $40,000.

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A hard disk drive (HDD) is a non-volatile, random access device for digital data. It features rotating rigid platters on a motor-driven spindle within a protective enclosure. Data is magnetically read from and written to the platter by read/write heads that float on a film of air above the platters.

Introduced by IBM in 1956, hard disk drives have fallen in cost and physical size over the years while dramatically increasing in capacity. Hard disk drives have been the dominant device for secondary storage of data in general purpose computers since the early 1960s. They have maintained this position because advances in their areal recording density have kept pace with the requirements for secondary storage.[Today's HDDs operate on high-speed serial interfaces; i.e., serial ATA (SATA) or serial attached SCSI (SAS).

HISTORY

Hard disk drives were introduced in 1956 as data storage for an IBM accounting computer and were developed for use with general purpose mainframe and mini computers.

Driven by areal density doubling every two to four years since their invention, HDDs have changed in many ways, a few highlights include:

* Capacity per HDD increasing from 3.75 megabytes to greater than 1 terabyte, a greater than 270 thousand to 1 improvement.
* Size of HDD decreasing from 87.9 cubic feet (a double wide refrigerator) to 0.002 cubic feet (2½-inch form factor, a pack of cards), a greater than 44 thousand to 1 improvement.
* Price decreasing from about $15,000 per megabyte to less than $0.0001 per megabyte ($100/1 terabyte), a greater than 150 million to 1 improvement.
* Average access time decreasing from greater than 0.1 second to a few thousandths of a second, a greater than 40 to 1 improvement.
* Market application expanding from general purpose computers to most computing applications including consumer applications.

Technology
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Magnetic recording

HDDs record data by magnetizing ferromagnetic material directionally. Sequential changes in the direction of magnetization represent patterns of binary data bits. The data are read from the disk by detecting the transitions in magnetization and decoding the originally written data. Different encoding schemes, such as Modified Frequency Modulation, group code recording, run-length limited encoding, and others are used.

A typical HDD design consists of a spindle that holds flat circular disks called platters, onto which the data are recorded. The platters are made from a non-magnetic material, usually aluminum alloy or glass, and are coated with a shallow layer of magnetic material typically 10–20 nm in depth, with an outer layer of carbon for protection. For reference, standard copy paper is 0.07–0.18 millimetre (70,000–180,000 nm).

The platters are spun at speeds varying from 3,000 RPM in energy-efficient portable devices, to 15,000 RPM for high performance servers. Information is written to, and read from a platter as it rotates past devices called read-and-write heads that operate very close (tens of nanometers in new drives) over the magnetic surface. The read-and-write head is used to detect and modify the magnetization of the material immediately under it. In modern drives there is one head for each magnetic platter surface on the spindle, mounted on a common arm. An actuator arm (or access arm) moves the heads on an arc (roughly radially) across the platters as they spin, allowing each head to access almost the entire surface of the platter as it spins. The arm is moved using a voice coil actuator or in some older designs a stepper motor.

The magnetic surface of each platter is conceptually divided into many small sub-micrometer-sized magnetic regions referred to as magnetic domains. In older disk designs the regions were oriented horizontally and parallel to the disk surface, but beginning about 2005, the orientation was changed to perpendicular to allow for closer magnetic domain spacing. Due to the polycrystalline nature of the magnetic material each of these magnetic regions is composed of a few hundred magnetic grains. Magnetic grains are typically 10 nm in size and each form a single magnetic domain. Each magnetic region in total forms a magnetic dipole which generates a magnetic field.

For reliable storage of data, the recording material needs to resist self-demagnetization, which occurs when the magnetic domains repel each other. Magnetic domains written too densely together to a weakly magnetizable material will degrade over time due to physical rotation of one or more domains to cancel out these forces. The domains rotate sideways to a halfway position that weakens the readability of the domain and relieves the magnetic stresses. Older hard disks used iron(III) oxide as the magnetic material, but current disks use a cobalt-based alloy.

A write head magnetizes a region by generating a strong local magnetic field. Early HDDs used an electromagnet both to magnetize the region and to then read its magnetic field by using electromagnetic induction. Later versions of inductive heads included metal in Gap (MIG) heads and thin film heads. As data density increased, read heads using magnetoresistance (MR) came into use; the electrical resistance of the head changed according to the strength of the magnetism from the platter. Later development made use of spintronics; in these heads, the magnetoresistive effect was much greater than in earlier types, and was dubbed "giant" magnetoresistance (GMR). In today's heads, the read and write elements are separate, but in close proximity, on the head portion of an actuator arm. The read element is typically magneto-resistive while the write element is typically thin-film inductive.

The heads are kept from contacting the platter surface by the air that is extremely close to the platter; that air moves at or near the platter speed. The record and playback head are mounted on a block called a slider, and the surface next to the platter is shaped to keep it just barely out of contact. This forms a type of air bearing.

In modern drives, the small size of the magnetic regions creates the danger that their magnetic state might be lost because of thermal effects. To counter this, the platters are coated with two parallel magnetic layers, separated by a 3-atom layer of the non-magnetic element ruthenium, and the two layers are magnetized in opposite orientation, thus reinforcing each other. Another technology used to overcome thermal effects to allow greater recording densities is perpendicular recording, first shipped in 2005, and as of 2007 the technology was used in many HDDs.

Components

A hard disk drive with the disks and motor hub removed showing the copper colored stator coils surrounding a bearing at the center of the spindle motor. The orange stripe along the side of the arm is a thin printed-circuit cable. The spindle bearing is in the center. The actuator is in the upper left.

A typical hard disk drive has two electric motors; a disk motor to spin the disks and an actuator (motor) to position the read/write head assembly across the spinning disks.

The disk motor has an external rotor attached to the disks; the stator windings are fixed in place.

Opposite the actuator at the end of the head support arm is the read-write head (near center in photo); thin printed-circuit cables connect the read-write heads to amplifier electronics mounted at the pivot of the actuator. A flexible, somewhat U-shaped, ribbon cable, seen edge-on below and to the left of the actuator arm continues the connection to the controller board on the opposite side.

The head support arm is very light, but also stiff; in modern drives, acceleration at the head reaches 550 Gs.

The silver-colored structure at the upper left of the first image is the top plate of the actuator, a permanent-magnet and moving coil motor that swings the heads to the desired position (it is shown removed in the second image). The plate supports a squat neodymium-iron-boron (NIB) high-flux magnet. Beneath this plate is the moving coil, often referred to as the voice coil by analogy to the coil in loudspeakers, which is attached to the actuator hub, and beneath that is a second NIB magnet, mounted on the bottom plate of the motor (some drives only have one magnet).

The voice coil itself is shaped rather like an arrowhead, and made of doubly coated copper magnet wire. The inner layer is insulation, and the outer is thermoplastic, which bonds the coil together after it is wound on a form, making it self-supporting. The portions of the coil along the two sides of the arrowhead (which point to the actuator bearing center) interact with the magnetic field, developing a tangential force that rotates the actuator. Current flowing radially outward along one side of the arrowhead and radially inward on the other produces the tangential force. If the magnetic field were uniform, each side would generate opposing forces that would cancel each other out. Therefore the surface of the magnet is half N pole, half S pole, with the radial dividing line in the middle, causing the two sides of the coil to see opposite magnetic fields and produce forces that add instead of canceling. Currents along the top and bottom of the coil produce radial forces that do not rotate the head.

CAPACITY

Hard disk manufacturers quote disk capacity in multiples of SI-standard powers of 1000, where a terabyte is 1000 gigabytes and a gigabyte is 1000 megabytes. With file systems that report capacity in powers of 1024, available space appears somewhat less than advertised capacity. The discrepancy between the two methods of reporting sizes had serious financial consequences for at least one hard drive manufacturer when a class action suit argued the different methods effectively misled consumers.

Semiconductor memory chips are organized so that memory sizes are expressed in multiples of powers of two. Hard disks by contrast have no inherent binary size. Capacity is the product of the number of heads, number of tracks, number of sectors per track, and the size of each sector. Sector sizes are standardized for convenience at 256 or 512 and more recently 4096 bytes, which are powers of two. This can cause some confusion because operating systems may report the formatted capacity of a hard drive using binary prefix units which increment by powers of 1024. For example, Microsoft Windows reports disk capacity both in a decimal integer to 12 or more digits and in binary prefix units to three significant digits.

A one terabyte (1 TB) disk drive would be expected to hold around 1 trillion bytes (1,000,000,000,000) or 1000 GB; and indeed most 1 TB hard drives will contain slightly more than this number. However some operating system utilities would report this as around 931 GB or 953,674 MB. (The actual number for a formatted capacity will be somewhat smaller still, depending on the file system.) Following are the several ways of reporting one Terabyte.
SALES
Worldwide revenue from shipments of HDDs is expected to reach $27.7 billion in 2010, up 18.4% from $23.4 billion in 2009[77] corresponding to a 2010 unit shipment forecast of 674.6 million compared to 549.5 million units in 2009.

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♲♳♴♵♶☃☝☞☟♎♰
Others 3


ಠ_ಠ ಥ_ಥ ☺ђέ«{^⌣^}»ђέ☺ ツ ｯ
Mimic


๏̯͡๏ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶
Faces 1

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⋋⏝⋌ㅤ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(×̯×)۶(╥_╥)
Faces 2


“”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿ ̿”" (ˇ_ˇ’!l)
Cowboy with two guns


(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿ ̿””
Boy with a Gun



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Charlie


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Peace Sign Hand


♥ (●̮̮̃•̃)●̮̮̮̮̃̃•̃̃)
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Two Lover




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If you like to use in your nickname or in your facebook status, this facebook symbols below might be help you alot. Just check it then just copy paste to you nickname editor or comment or status message of yours.
FaceBook Symbols Art Styles

Description Facebook Symbols Art styles

Face 1
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

Face 2
⓿⏝⓿

Face 3
⎝⎝⎲⎵⎲⎠⎠

Apple
Ѽ

Face 4
⎝⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠⎠

Hooraay!!
ƪ(‾ε‾“)ʃ

Face 5
⁰₋⁰⁻⁻⁻⁻⋋⁰⏝⁰⋌⁻⁻⁻⁻⁰₋⁰

Tape Karaoke Speaker
ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı

Home

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Face 6
⎛〤⏟〤⎞ ☀_☀

Cigarette / Smoke / Cigar
(̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~ ~

Face 7
⎞□◣▂◢□⎛ ⎞⋋⏝⋌⎛

Face 8
⎝⋟⏝⋞⎠

Face 9
⎝⋆⏝⋆⎠

Face 10
⎝⋏⏝⋏⎠

Face 11
⎝’⏠’⏝’⏠’⎠

Face 12
♌⌣__ ⌣♌

ha ha hi hi ho ho he he

♓ã² =D ♓î² :D ♓ü² :> ♓é² :p ♓õ² =))

Ha ha ha

=))Haнaɑº°˚˘˚°º≈•=))нaнaɑº°˚˘˚°º≈•=))

Hwkwkwkwkw

»̶ː̗̀ω̲̮̲̅͡к̲̮̲̅͡ː̖́ː̗̀:Dω̲̮̲̅͡к̲̮̲̅͡ː̖́B)ː̗̀ω̲̮̲̅͡к̲̮̲̅͡ː̖́B)ː̗̀ω̲̮̲̅͡к̲̮̲̅͡ː̖́:Dː̗̀ω̲̮̲̅͡к̲̮̲̅͡ː̖́«̶


Ho ho ho
Ho’O:Oº°˚˚°ºo:Oohh:O

He he he
:Dħεε♥ħзз♡ħεε♥ħзз:D or ђέђέђέ«{^⌣^}»ђέђέђέ:D

Face 13
\ε(♥⌣♥)з/

He he he 2
◦⌣°◦Hз•☺•hз•☺•hз◦°⌣◦°

Ka ka ka
:p°˚°º◦°˚°ºªKªªKªº°˚°º◦°˚=))

Hiks Hiks
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..... by Harman.....

Encouraging quotes

Every year, the range of college or school students graduating from Universities and State Colleges go around 40 to 50 million, coming from all walks of life. One proportion has the to pay their college tuition fees, courtesy of their parents. Another proportion needs to work while studying to be able to get through. Despite the differences in privilege, these students go through college in the pursuit to make it on their own and have a better future.



Going to college does not only guarantee a person’s future for educational attainment. In college, each one perseveres, motivated toward success. However, a lot of college graduates are uncertain of what they will become. Will they succeed or fail? One might ask, “Of all the millions of people that are also graduating the same time as I am, would I be able to compete and stand out? More importantly, would I succeed?”



To help that someone, here are some encouraging graduation quotes and words of wisdom:



“You are educated. Your certification is in your degree. You may think of it as the ticket to the good life. Let me ask you to think of an alternative. Think of it as your ticket to change the world.’
--Tom Brokaw



“Whenever it is possible, a boy should choose some occupation which he should do even if he did not need the money.”
--William Lyon Phelps



“When you leave here, don't forget why you came.”
--Adlai Stevenson



“Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors.”
--Louisa May Alcott



“A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.”
--Robert Orben



"Graduation is a time of completion, of finishing, of an ending, however, it is also a time of celebration of achievement and a beginning for the new graduate."
--Catherine Pulsifer



"There is a good reason they call these ceremonies 'commencement exercises'.
Graduation is not the end; it's the beginning."
--Orrin Hatch



“Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.”
--Albert Einstein



"Graduation is only a concept. In real life every day you graduate.
Graduation is a process that goes on until the last day of your life.
If you can grasp that, you'll make a difference."
--Arie Pencovici



“Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.”
--Winston Churchill



“The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar, instead of how little he can give for a dollar, is bound to succeed.”
--Henry Ford



“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.”
--Anatole France



“You can't live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you.”
--John Wooden



“What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God.”
--Eleanor Powell



“Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out.”
--Art Linkletter



“Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.”
--Les Brown



“Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.”
--Henry Ford



“If you think education is expensive, try ignorance!”
--Andy McIntyre



“All our dreams can come true...if we have the courage to pursue them.”
--Walt Disney



“A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.”
--Theodore Roosevelt


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punjabi statuses

ਅਖਿਯਾਂ ਵਿਚ ਆ ਕੇ ਰੁਕ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਨੇ ਹੰਜੂ ,
ਪਾਲਕਾ ਤੇ ਆ ਕੇ ਰੁਕ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਨੇ ਹੰਜੂ ,
ਬੜਾ ਦਿਲ ਕਰਦੇ ਬਹਾ ਦੇਵਾ ਇੰਨਾ ਨੂ ,
ਪਰ ਤੇਨੁ ਹਾਸ੍ਦੇਯਾ ਵੇਖ ਕੇ ਸੁਕ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਨੇ ਹੰਜੂ !!
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ਰੱਬਾ ਸਾਡੇ ਵਾਸਤੇ ਬਣਾਈ ਜੇਹੜੀ ਕੁੜੀ ਉਸ ਦੇ ਖਿਚ ਕੇ ਇਕ ਚਪੇੜ ਤਾਂ ਲਾ,

''ਪਤਾ ਨਹੀ ਕਿਥੇ ਲੁਕੀ ਬੈਠੀ ਹੈ ''............:(
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ਓਦਾ ਕਿਹੰਦੇ ਨਸ਼ਾ ਰੋਕੋ ,,,,ਅਜ ਭੰਗ ਦੇ ਲੰਗਰ ਲਗਾਏ ਹੋਏ ਨੇ ,,,,
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ਮਾਂ ਦੀ ਦੂਆ ਖਾਲੀ ਨਹੀ ਜਾਂਦੀ,ਉਸਦੀ ਬਦੂਆ ਟਾਲੀ ਨਹੀ ਜਾਂਦੀ,ਭਾਂਡੇ ਮਾਂਜ ਕੇ ਵੀ ਮਾਂ 3-4 ਬੱਚੇ ਪਾਲ ਲੈਂਦੀ ਹੈ,ਪਰ 3-4 ਪੁੱਤਰਾਂ ਤੋਂ 1 ਮਾਂ ਸੰਮਭਾਲੀ ਨਹੀਂ
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ਤੇਰੀ ਯਾਰੀ ਸਰਕਾਰੀ_ROAD_ ਵਰਗੀ.. ਕਦੇ ਟੁੱਟਦੀ ਕਦੀ ਜੁੜਦੀ ............!!!!
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ਮੈਂ ਤਾਂ ਵੈਸੇ ਹੱਸਿਆ c,ਬਸ ਮਾਣ ਜਿਹਾ ਰੱਖਿਆ c___ਤੂੰ ਲੈਗੀ ਸੀਰੀਅਸ___ਚਲ ਮੈਂ ਤਾਂ VEHLA ਸੀ, ਤੂੰ ਐਵੇ ਛੱਡਤਾ ਨੀ ਜਿਹੜਾ ਤੇਰਾ PEHLA ਸੀ
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ਮੈਨੁੰ ਸੋਹਣੀ ਲੱਗੀ ਮੈਂ ਪਰਪੌਜ਼ ਕਰਤਾ

ਓਨੂੰ ਮੈਂ ਮਾੜਾ ਲੱਗਾ ਓਨੇ ਮਨਾ ਕਰਤਾ

ਦਿਲ ਨੇ ਕਹਿਆ ਇਕ ਵਾਰ ਹੋਰ ਟਰਾਈ ਮਾਰ
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ਉਨੇ ਜੂੱਤੀ ਲਾਹਲੀ

ਮੈਂ ਮੁੱਕਾ ਧਰਤਾ ...
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ਇੱਕ ਤੇਰੇ ਕਰਕੇ ਹੀ
FACEBOOK ACCOUNT
ਬਣਾਇਆ
ਅੱਜ ਮਿਲੀ ਤੇਰੀ PROFILE
ਤਾਂ STATUS
...' IN A RELATIONSHIP '
ਪਾਇਆ
ਜਿਵ ਤੇਨੂੰ ਮਿਲ ਗਿਆ ਕੋਈ ,
ਸਾਨੂੰ ਵੀ ਮਿਲ ਜਾਊਗਾ ,
ਹੁਣ ਉਸੇ ਦਿਨ ਹੀ
ਤੇਰੀ PROFILE ਦੇਖੂਂ
ਜਿਸ ਦਿਨ ਆਪਣਾ ' STATUS '
ਵੀ 'MARRIED' ਆਊਗਾ
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ਮਾਂ ਦੀ ਸਿਫ਼ਤ ਤਾਂ ਹਰ ਕੋਈ ਕਰ ਜਾਂਦਾ.....ਪਰ ਬਾਪੂ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੂੰ ਵੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਯਾਦ ਰਹਿੰਦਾ.....
ਹੁੰਦਾ ਬਾਪੂ ਵੀ ਹੈ ਰੱਬ ਦਾ ਰੂਪ ਯਾਰੋ.....ਜਿਸਦੇ ਸਿਰ ਤੇ ਹੈ ਘਰ ਅਬਾਦ ਰਹਿੰਦਾ.....
ਉਹਦੇ ਸੀਨੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਵੀ ਇੱਕ ਦਿਲ ਹੈ ਜੋ.......ਔਲਾਦ ਦੀ ਖੁਸ਼ੀ ਲਈ ਬੇਤਾਬ ਰਹਿੰਦਾ.....
ਬੇਹਿਸਾਬ ਪਿਆਰ ਨਹੀ ਦੇਖਦਾ ਕੋਈ ਵੀ..... ਬਸ ਉਹਦੇ ਗੁੱਸੇ ਦਾ ਹਰ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੂੰ ਹਿਸਾਬ ਰਹਿੰਦਾ...,,.....
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ਮੈਂ ਤਾਂ ਸ਼ਰੀਫ ਆਂ ਲੋਕੀ ਨੀ ਮੰਨਦੇ.:(:(:(:(:(:(
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ਰਾਤੀ ਓਹਦੀ FOTO ਦੇਖੀ ਨਾਲ ਹੀ DEL ਕਰਤਾ ਮੈ ........!!!!!
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“ਮੇਰਾ ਯਾਰ PHONE ਚੋ ਮੇਰੀ ਸੇਹਲੀ ਦਾ nO. ਕੱਢਣ ਨੂੰ ਕਾਹਲਾ____ਪਰ ਓਹਨੂੰ ਕਿ ਪਤਾ ਓਹੀ ਤੇ ਮੇਰਾ ਸਾਲਾ”.................
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Pуαя ਲੋਕ ਕਰਦੇ ਨੇ,
ਅਸੀਂ Pуαя ਤੋਂ ਤੌਬਾ ਕਰਦੇ ਹਾਂ,
Pєнℓι ਵਾਰ ਜਦੋ Pуαя ਕੀਤਾ c,
ਓਹਦੀਆਂ ਕਿਸ਼ਤਾਂ ਹੁਣ ਤਕ ਭਰਦੇ ਹਾ....:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
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♥ ਉਹ ਆ ਕੇ ਮੇਰੇ ਸੁਪਨੇ ਚ ਅੱਜ ਵੀ ਉਨਾ ਹੀ ਹੱਸਦੀ ਏ ਪਰ ਮੈਂ ਹੀ ਕਮਲਾ ਰੋ ਪੈਂਦਾ ਹਾਂ ਉਹਨੂੰ ਚੇਤੇ ਕਰਕੇ ♥
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ਮੁੱਠੀ ਵਿੱਚ ਪਾਣੀ ਨਹੀ ਰਹਿੰਦਾ__ਨਾ ਕੱਚੇ ਘੜ੍ਹੇ ਪਾਰ ਲਗਾਉਂਦੇ ਨੇ___ ਅਕਸਰ ਓਹੀ ਧੋਖਾ ਦੇ ਜਾਂਦੇ__ਜਿਹੜੇ ਬਹੁਤਾ ਪਿਆਰ ਜਤਾਉਂਦੇ ਨੇ.
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ਲੱਖ ਵਾਰੀ ਸੌਂਹ ਖਾਦੀ,
ਨਹੀ ਲੈਣਾ ਅੱਜ ਤੋਂ ਉਸਦਾ ਨਾਮ |
ਪਰ ਜਿੰਨੀ ਵਾਰੀ ਸੌਂਹ ਖਾਦੀ,
ਸੌਂਹ ਖਾਦੀ ਲੈ ਕੇ ਉਸਦਾ ਨਾਮ |
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ਸਹੇਲੀ ਆਪਣੀ ਨੂੰ ਅੱਖਾਂ ਤੇ ਬਿਠਾ ਲਵੋ ____ ਪਿਆਰ ਕਰੋ ਓਹਨੂੰ, ਉਹਦੀ ਸਹੇਲੀ ਸਾਹਮਣੇ ਇੰਨਾ ____ ਕਿ ਉਹ ਵੀ ਆ ਕੇ ਕਹੇ__ JaANU ਕਿਰਪਾ ਕਰਕੇ ਮੈਂਨੂੰ ਵੀ ਫਸਾ ਲਵੋ ___!!..:p
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ਨੀਂ ਕੀ ਹੋਇਆ ਜੇ ਤੂੰ FAN ਹੈ DILJIT ਤੇ GIPPY ਦੀ....
ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਮੈਂ ਪਾਦੁਗੀਂ PANGE ਤੇ ਖੜਕਵਾਦੁਗੀ DAANGA....
ਨੀਂ ਭੌਲਿਏ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਕੀ ਪਤਾ ਮੈਂ ਵੀ FAN ਆ BABBU MAAN ਦਾ.. ਤੇ ਸ਼ੌਂਕੀ ਆ HATHIYARA ਦਾ....
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ਤੇਰੀ class ਵਿਚੋ ਲੰਗਦਾ ਸੀ ਮੈ ਪੁਰੀ ToHr ਨਾਲ __ ਮੇਰa samester ਖਰਾਬ ਕਰk ਤੇ ਫੱਸ ਗਈ ਤੂੰ ਕਿਸੇ ਹੋਰ ਨਾਲ...
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ਜੋ ਜਿਧਰ ਨੂੰ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਓਹਨੂੰ ਜਾਣ ਦਿਓ,
ਆਪਾਂ ਨੇ ਕੀ ਲੈਣਾ ਖਸਮਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਖਾਣ ਦਿਓ...
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ਮੇਰੀ ਕੋਈ ਸੇਹਲੀ ਨਹੀਂ___ਮੇਰੀ ਬੱਦਨਸੀਬੀ ਆ....
ਬਣਾ ਕੇ ਵੀ ਕੀ ਲੈਣਾ___ਅਗੇ ਥੋੜੀ ਗਰੀਬੀ ਆ..
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ਡੱਬ 'ਚ' ਰਵਾਲਵਰ ਦਾ ਨਜ਼ਾਰਾ ਨਾ ਹੁੰਦਾ,
ਜੇ ਚੁਬਾਰੇ 'ਚੋਂ' ਕੁੜੀ ਦਾ ਇਸ਼ਾਰਾ ਨਾ ਹੁੰਦਾ,
ਜੇ ਮਰਜਾਣੀ ਫੈਸ਼ਨ ਨਾ ਕਰਦੀ ਤਾਂ,
ਮਾਪਿਆਂ ਦਾ ਸਾਊ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਵੈਲੀ ਤੇ ਅਵਾਰਾ ਨਾ ਹੁੰਦਾ
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22 ''ਅਕਲ'' ਬਦਾਮ ਖਾਣ ਨਾਲ ਨਹੀਂ ,, ''ਧੱਕੇ" ਖਾਣ ਨਾਲ ਆਊਂਦੀ ਆ.... :)
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ਮੇਰਾ ਦਿਲ ਤੇ ਮੇਰੇ ਘਰਦੇ,ਬਿਲਕੁਲ ਇਕੋ ਜਿਹੇ ਨੇ...ਨਾ ਦਿਲ ਹੀ ਮੇਰੀ ਸੁਣਦਾ ਏਨਾ ਘਰਦੇ ਮੇਰੀ ਸੁਣਦੇ ਨੇ..
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ਤੈਨੂੰ ਸੋਹਣੀਏ ਬੁਲਾਉਂਦੇ Jaan Jaan ਗੱਬਰੂ ਦੇ ਬੁੱਲ ਸੁੱਕ ਗਏ ♥ ♥ ♥ ਰਹਿੰਦਾ ਹਰ ਵੇਲੇ ਤੇਰੇ ਚ ਧਿਆਨ ਤੇਰੇ ਨਹੀਓ ਕੰਮ ਮੁੱਕ ਦੇ ♥ ♥
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ਸੋਹਣੀ ਜਹੀ ਕੁੜੀ ਕੋਈ ਲੱਭਦੇ ਓਏ ਰੱਬਾ.... ਅਸੀ ਹੋ ਗਏ ਆ ਜਵਾਨ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਪਤਾ ਨੀ ਲੱਗਾ....
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ਉਹ ਪੁਲਿਸ ਹੀ ਕੀ ਜਿਹੜੀ ਮਿੱਤ ਹੋਵੇ ਕਿਸੇ ਦੀ___ਉਹ ਨਾਰ ਹੀ ਕੀ ਜਿਹੜੀ ਨਿੱਤ ਹੋਵੇ ਕਿਸੇ ਦੀ__
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ਬਾਰੀ ਬਰਸੀ ਖਟਨ ਗਯਾ ਸੀ.... ਖਟਕੇ ਲੇਆਂਦਾ ਪੋਣਾ.... ਜੋ Cmmnt ਨਾ ਕਰੁ ਓਹਦਾ ਵਿਆਹ ਨਹੀ ਹੋਣਾ....
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“ ਤੂੰ ਹੋਰਾ ਤੇ ਡੁੱਲ ਗਈ ਦੇਖ ਪੈਸੇ ਦੇ ਰੰਗਾ ਨੂੰ....... ਕੋਈ ਫ਼ਰਕ ਨੀ ਪੈਦਾ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਮਸਤ ਮਲੰਗਾ ਨੂੰ ”
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ਮੇਰੇ ਪਿੰਡ ਸਾਈਕਲ ਤੇ ਗੇੜੇ ਨੀ,
ਤੂੰ ਲੱਖਾ ਦਰ੍ਦ ਸਹੇੜੇ ਨੀ,
ਮੈ ਤੇਰਾ ਮੈ ਤੇਰਾ ਤੂੰ ਕੁੜੀਆ ਨਾਲ ਲੱੜਦੀ ਰਹੀ,
ਤੂੰ ਮੇਰੇ ਮਾਰੀ ਹਾਣਦੀਏ ਕਲਾਸਾਂ MiSs ਕਰਦੀ ਰਹੀ....
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ਯਾਰ ਨੂੰ ਯਾਰ, ਪਿਆਰ ਨੂੰ ਪਿਆਰ,

ਮੋਤ ਦਾ ਹੋਕਾ, ਕਿਸਮਤ ਨੂੰ ਮੋਕਾ,

ਤੇ ਆਸ਼ਿਕ਼ ਨੂੰ ਧੋਖਾ,
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ਕਦੇ ਨਾ ਕਦੇ ਮਿਲ ਹੀ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਹੈ.
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ਚਿੱਟਾ ਕਬੁੱਤਰ ਬਨੇਰੇ ਤੇ............ਪਾਸੇ ho ਕੇ ਲੰਘ ਸੋਹਣੀਏ ਬਿੱਠ ਕਰ ਦੂਗਾ ਤੇਰੇ ਤੇ.............
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ਜਿਹੜੇ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ਸੀ , ਅਸੀ ਤੈਨੂੰ DIL ਦੇ CORNER ਵਿੱਚ ਲੌਕ ਕਰ ਦਿੱਤਾ , ਅੱਜ ਓਹਨਾਂ ਨੇ ਹੀ ਸਾਨੂੰ FACEBOOK ਤੇ BLOCK ਕਰ ਦਿੱਤਾ....
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ਪਾ ਦਿਆਂਗੇ ਮੁੱਲ ਤੇਰੀ smile ਦਾ, ਤੂੰ ਇੱਕ ਵਾਰੀ number ਤਾਂ ਦੇ ਆਪਨੈ mobile ਦਾ !!!!
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ਭੂਤ-ਪ੍ਰੇਤ ਅਤੇ ਕੁਡ਼ੀਆ ਤੇ ਵਿਸ਼ਵਾਸ ਨਾ ਕਰੋ.
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JUTI ਤੰਗ,ਜਵਾਈ ਨੰਗ ਤੇ ਯਾਰ ਅਮਲੀ ਤੇ ਸਾਲੀ ਕਮਲੀ..
ਦੁਸ਼ਮਣ ਬਲੈਕੀਆ ਤੇ ਯਾਰ ਸਮੈਕੀਆ
ਸਾਰੀ ਉਮਰ ਬੰਦੇ ਦੀ ਮੱਤ ਮਾਰ ਲੈਂਦੇ ਨੇ |
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ਐਨਾ ਕੁਝ ਕਰ ਸਬਰ ਨਾ ਤੈਨੂੰ,ਕਿਉ "Harman" ਦੀ ਜਾਨ ਵੀ ਲੈਣਾ ਚਾਹੁੰਦੀ ਏ,,,,ਕੰਗਨ,ਮੰਦਰੀ,ਖੱਤ ਖੋਹ ਲੈ ਗਈ,ਕਿਉ ਯਾਦ ਵੀ ਖੋਹਣਾ ਚਾਹੁੰਦੀ ਏ....
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ਨਾ ਡਰਨਾ ਪਿਸਤੌਲਾ ਤੌ ਨਾ ਹੀ ਤਿਖਿਆ ਤਲਵਾਰਾ ਤੌ, ਲੇਕੇ ਨਾਮ WAHEGURU ਦਾ ਤੁਰ ਪਈਏ ਫਿਰ ਮੌਤ ਵੀ ਡਰਦੀ ਯਾਰਾ ਤੌ. . . . .
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ਇਨਾ ਕਿਉ ਚੇਤੇ ਆਉਦੀ ਹੈ ਉਹ ਮਰਜਾਣੀ''
ਰੱਬ ਦੀ ਸੋਂਹ ਜਦੋ ਵੀ ਚੇਤੇ ਆਉਦੀ ਹੈ ਕੱਢ ਲਿਆਉਦੀ ਹੈ ਅੱਖੀਆ ਚੋਂ ਪਾਣੀ. . . .
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8 ਘੰਟੇ de college ਦਾ ਬਸ ਉਦੋਂ ਥਕੇਵਾਂ ਲਹਿ ਜਾਂਦਾ!______
ਜਦੋਂ ਯਾਰਾਂ ਦੇ ਕੋਲ ਆਕੇ ਇੱਕ ਨਰਮ ਪਟੋਲਾ ਬਹਿ ਜਾਂਦਾ_
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ਦਿਲ ਮੇਰੇ ਦ ਦਿਲ ਰਿਹ ਗਈ ਜਾਂਦੀ -ਜਾਂਦੀ ਮੇਨੂ ਕਿਹ ਗਈ ,ਤੇਰੀ ਮੇਰੀ ਖਤਮ ਕਹਾਣੀ, ਮੇਨੂ ਭੁਲ ਜਾਇ
ਜਿਨੀ ਬੀਤੀ ਚੰਗੀ ਬੀਤੀ ਤੂ ਮੇਨੂ ਭੁਲ ਜਾਵੀ .............................
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"ਉਹ ਅਕਸਰ ਮੈਨੰ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ਸੀ , ਤੈਨੰ ਤਾਂ ਮੈਂ ਆਪਣਾ "ਬਣਾ" ਕੇ "ਛੱਡਾ" ਗਾ,,ਅਖੀਰ ਉਸਨੇ ਆਪਣੀ ਗੱਲ ਸੱਚ ਕਰ ਦਿੱਤੀ,ਉਸਨੇ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਆਪਣਾ "ਬਣਾ" ਕੇ "ਛੱਡ" ਹੀ ਦਿੱਤਾ..
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"ਮੋਰ ਨੱਚਦੇ ਹੋਏੇ ਵੀ ਰੌਦਾ ਹੈ ਤੇ ਹੰਸ ਮਰਦੇ ਹੋਏ ਵੀ ਗਾੳਦਾ ਹੈ,__
....ਦੁੱਖਾ ਵਾਲੀ ਰਾਤ ਨੀਂਦ ਕਿਥੇ ਆੳਦੀ ਹੈ ਤੇ ਖੁਸ਼ੀ ਵਾਲੀ ਰਾਤ ਵੀ ਕੋਣ ਸੌੳਦਾ ਹੈ,
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ਬਈ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਯਾਰ ਭਰਾਂਵਾਂ ਵਰਗੇ,,,
ਸੱਜੀਆਂ ਖੱਬੀਆਂ ਬਾਹਵਾਂ ਵਰਗੇ,,,
ਮਿੱਠੀ ਕੈਦ, ਸਜਾਵਾਂ ਵਰਗੇ ਹਵਾ ਦੇ ਬੁੱਲੇ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਆ,,,
ਬਈ ਤਾਹੀਂਓ ta ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ''sharry 22 '' ਯਾਰ ANmuLLe ਹੁੰਦੇ ਆ
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ਮਨ ਭਰ ਗਇਆ ਮੇਰੇ ਤੋਂ ਹੁਣ Status Busy ਲਿਖਦੀ ਹੈ…..ਪਹਿਲਾ ਪੱਟ ਕੇ ਬਗਾਨਾ ਪੁੱਤ ਸੋਹਣੀਏ, ਹੁਣ ਕਿਸੀ ਹੋਰ ਤੋਂ ASL ਪੁੱਛਦੀ ਹੈ……!!!!!!
ਲੋਲਜ਼..!!
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GANT" ਦਿਆਂ shirts...jeans "C.K" ਦਿਆਂ ਪਾਈਏ .....ਲਾਕੇ ਸ਼ੋਕਿਨੀ ਪੂਰੀ DAV ਨੂੰ ਜਾਇਏ .....
ਇਕ ਯਾਰ ਸਾਡੇ ਲਖ, ਦੂਜਾ ਰੋਅਬ ਸਾਡਾ ਵਖ, ਤੀਜਾ ਮੁਖ ਉੱਤੇ ਐਨਕ ਅਰਮਾਨੀ ਲਾਈ ਦੇ ........
ਹੁਣ ਚੱਰਚੋ....ਹੁਣ ਚੱਰਚੋ ਨੋ.... ਯਾਰਾ ਤੋ ਜਵਾਨੀ ਆਈ ਦੇ ........:-)
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_ਯਾਰੀਆਂ ਕਮਾਉਣੀਆਂ ਔਖੀਆਂ ਨੇ,ਇਹ ਕਾਗਜਾਂ ਦੇ ਟੁਕੜੇ ਤਾਂ ਸਾਰੀ ਉਮਰ ਕਮਾਉਣੇ ਨੇ___
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ਭਰਾਵਾ ਦਾ ਸਿਰ ਤੇ ਹੱਥ ਕਿਸੇ ਚੀਜ ਦੀਆ ਤੋਟਾ ਨੀ,,,,, ਉਹਨੇ ਸਾਡੇ ਯ਼ਾਰ ਆ ਸੋਹਣੀਏ ਜਿੰਨੀਆ ਤੇਰੇ ਪਿੰਡ 'ਚ ਵੋਟਾ ਨੀ
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ਕਿਸੀ ਨੂ ਨਾ ਪਾਉਣ ਨਾਲ , ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ਖਤਮ ਨਹੀ ਹੁੰਦੀ , ਕਿਸੇ ਨੂ ਪਾ ਕੇ ਖੋ ਦੇਣ ਨਾਲ , ਵੀ ਕੁਛ ਨਹੀ ਰਿਹੰਦਾ
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ਜੇ ਮਥਾ ਮੇਰੇ ਨਾਲ ਲਾਏਂਗੀ ਤਾਂ....
ਬਿੰਦੀ ਕਿਥੇ ਲਾਏਂਗ....
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ਹਿਲੀ ਕੁੜੀ ਜਿਨੂ ਦੇਖ ਦਿਲ ਨੂ ਚਗਾ ਲਗਿਆ,ਪਹਿਲੀ ਵਾਰ ਮਤਲਬੀ ਦੁਨੀਆ ਚ ਕੋਈ ਆਪਣਾ ਲਗਿਆ
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ਬੰਦ ਕਰਦੂ HeArT BeAt ਤੇਰੀ ਤੇਰਾ ਸਾਹ ਘੁੱਟ ਘੁੱਟ ਕੇ :.....
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ਓਹ ਮੈੰਨੂ ਦੇਖੀ ਜਾਂਦੀ ਸੀ , ਮੈਂ ਓਹਨੁ ਵੇਖੀ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਸੀ
ਨਾ paper ਮੈਨੂ ਅੰਦਾ ਸੀ , ਨਾ paper ਓਹਨੁ ਅੰਦਾ ਸੀ .
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Facebook ਤੇ ਕੀਤੀ ਕੁੜੀ Set ਦਾ_
ਤੇ BSNL ਦੇ Net ਦਾ_ਕੋਈ ਭਰੋਸਾ ਨਹੀ_
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ਰੱਬ ਅਖਰੋਟ ਵੀ ਓਹਨਾ ਨੂ ਦਿੰਦਾ ਜਿਨਾ ਦੇ ਮੁਹ ਚ ਦੰਦ ਨੀ ਹੁੰਦੇ
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ਰੱਬ ਨਾਲ ਆਪਾ ਲਾਈਨ ਢਰੈਕਟ ਮਲਾਈ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਆ ਸ਼ਾਮੀ ਫੋਨ ਨਾ ਕਰਿਆ ਕਰ ਅਸੀ ਘੁੱਟ ਲਾਈ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਆ
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ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਮੇਰੀ ਪਹਿਚਾਣ ਵਰਗੀ |
ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਬਜ਼ੁਰਗ ਦੀ ਦੁਆ ਵਰਗੀ,
ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਨਿਰੀ ਖ਼ੁਦਾ ਵਰਗੀ |
ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਨਾਨਕ ਦੀ ਰਬਾਬ ਵਰਗੀ,
...ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਕੋਰੇ ਜਵਾਬ ਵਰਗੀ |
...ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਚਮਕਦੇ ਆਫ਼ਤਾਬ ਵਰਗੀ,
ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਦੇਸੀ ਸ਼ਰਾਬ ਵਰਗੀ |
ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਵਾਰਿਸ ਦੀ ਹੀਰ ਵਰਗੀ,
ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਨੈਣਾਂ ਦੇ ਨੀਰ ਵਰਗੀ |
ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਸੱਜਣਾਂ ਦੇ ਨਾਂ ਵਰਗੀ,
ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਬੋਹੜ ਦੀ ਛਾਂ ਵਰਗੀ |
ਭੁੱਲ ਕੇ ਵੀ ਨਾ ਇਸ ਨੂੰ ਭੁਲਾਉਣਾ,
ਕਿਉਂਕਿ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਹੈ ਸਾਡੀ ਮਾਂ ਵਰਗੀ......
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ਖਤ ਲਿਖਿਆ ਯਾਰ ਆਪਣੇ ਨੂੰ,
ਦਿਲ ਦਾ ਟੁਕੜਾ ਕਾਗਜ ਬਨਾ ਲਿੱਤਾ..
ਉਂਗਲ ਵੱਡ ਕੇ ਕਲਮ ਤਿਆਰ ਕੀਤੀ,
ਚਾਕੂ ਆਪਣੇ ਹਥ੍ਥੀਂ ਚਲਾ ਦਿੱਤਾ..
ਖੂਨ ਆਪਣੇ ਜਿਗਰ ਦਾ ਕਢ੍ਕੇ,
...ਅਸੀਂ ਵਿੱਚ ਸਿਆਹੀ ਦੇ ਮਿਲਾ ਦਿੱਤਾ.,
ਲਿਖਦੇ-ਲਿਖਦੇ ਖੂਨ ਖਤਮ ਹੋ ਗਿਆ
ਅਸੀਂ ਹੰਝੂਆਂ ਦਾ ਤੁਪਕਾ
ਵਿੱਚ ਰਲਾ ਦਿੱਤਾ..
ਤੂੰ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਯਾਦ ਕਰੇਂ ਜਾਂ ਨਾਂ ਕਰੇਂ,
ਪਰ ਸਨੂੰ ਤੇਰੀ ਯਾਦ ਨੇ
ਤੜਪਾ ਦਿੱਤਾ |
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“ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਤਾਂ ਬੜੀਆਂ ਫਸਣ ਨੂੰ ਫਿਰਦੀਆਂ ਨੇ ਪਰ ਅਸੀਂ ਆਪ ਈ bohat ਸਰੀਫ ਆ”
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"ਪਟੋਲਾ ਓਹ ਪੱਟਣਾ" ਜਿਹੜਾ ""ਸਿਰ ਨਾ ਖਾਵੇ"
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ਮੇਰੀ Rooh ਵਿਚ ਮੇਰਾ Yaar ਵਸਦਾ , ਮੇਰੀ Akhaan ਵਿਚ ਉਸਦਾ Deedar ਵਸਦਾ , ਮੇੰਨੁ ਅਪਨੇ Dard ਦੀ Parwa ਨਹੀ , ਪਰ Rab ਕਰੇ ਹਰ ਵਕ਼ਤ ਰਹੇ ਮੇਰਾ Yaar ਹਸਦਾ
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ਨਾ ਮਾੜਾ ਖਾਈਏ.... ਨਾ ਮਾੜਾ ਪਾਈਏ....ਨਾ ਮਾੜਾ ਸੋਚੀਏ....ਨਾ ਮਾੜਾ ਲੋਚੀਏ.... ਨਾ ਮਾੜਾ ਕਹੀਏ.....ਨਾ ਮਾੜਾ ਸਹੀਏ....ਬਸ 'ਰੱਬ' ਦੀ ਰਜ਼ਾ ਚ ਰਹੀਏ ........
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ਹੁਸਨ ਦੀ ਭੁੱਖ ਤਾਂ ਰਖਦੇ ਬਥੇਰੇ, ਕੋਈ ਰੂਹਾਂ ਨੁ ਚਾਹਵੇ ਗੱਲ ਤਾਂ ਮੰਣੀਏ,
ਅੱਲੜਾਂ ਦੀ ਗੱਲ ਤਾਂ ਰਖਦੇ ਸਿਰ ਮੱਥੇ, ਕੋਈ ਮਾਪਿਆਂ ਦੀ ਪੁਗਾਵੇ ਗੱਲ ਤਾਂ ਮੰਣੀਏ........
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ਸੋਹਣੀਏ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਪੜਨ ਦੀ ਕੋਈ ਲੋੜ ਨਹੀਂ ___ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਇੱਕ-ਇੱਕ ਪਰਚੀ ਫੜਾਵਾਂਗੇ__ __
ਰੱਖ ਮਿੱਤਰਾਂ ਤੇ ਯਕੀਨ ਤੈਨੂੰ 100 ਚੋਂ 100 ਨੰਬਰ ਦਵਾਂਵਾਗੇ__ ___

ਕੁੜੀ :- ਦਫ਼ਾ ਹੋ ਵੇ...ਪਰੇ !!!!
ਪਿਛਲੇ ਸਾਲ ਤੇਰੇ ਕਹਿਣ ਤੇ ਮੈਂ ਬੇਫ਼ਿਕਰ ਹੋ ਕੇ ਆਈ ਸੀ____ਪੇਪਰ ਸੀ ਮੇਰਾ history ਦਾ ਤੇ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਪਰਚੀ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਦੀ ਫ਼ੜਾਈ ਸੀ..!
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ਕਿਓਂ ਦੇਸੀ ਸਮਝਣ ਲੋਕ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਬੋਲਣ ਵਾਲੇ ਨੂੰ......?
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ਇਸ ਰੂਪ ਤੇ ਕੀ ਹੈ ਮਾਣ ਕਰਨਾ , ਇਹ ਤਾਂ ਕੁਦਰਤ ਨੇ ਦਿੱਤਾ ਹੈ ...
ਮਾਣ ਤੇ ਉਹਦੇ ਤੇ ਕਰੀਏ ਜੇ ਕੁਝ ਆਪਣੇ ਹੱਥੀ ਕੀਤਾ ਹੈ
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ਅ - ਦਾ ਅਰਥ ਹੈ ਅੰਤਰਜਾਮੀ,
ਰ - ਦਾ ਅਰਥ ਹੈ ਰੱਖਵਾਲਾ,
ਦ - ਦਾ ਅਰਥ ਹੈ ਦਾਤਾਂ ਦੇਣ ਵਾਲਾ,
ਸ - ਦਾ ਅਰਥ ਹ...ੈ ਸਹਾਰਾ ਦੇਣ ਵਾਲਾ,
ਅਰਦਾਸ :- ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਕਦੇ ਵੀ ਕਿਸੀ ਚੀਜ ਦੀ ਜਰੂਰਤ ਹੈ ਤਾਂ ਸਿਰਫ ਆਪਣੇ ਰੱਬ ਅੱਗੇ ਅਰਦਾਸ ਕਰੋ ਓ ਤੁਹਾਡੀ ਗੱਲ ਜਰੂਰ ਸੁਣੇਗਾ!!!!...
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ਬਾਰੀ ਬਰਸੀ ਖਟਣ ਗਿਆ ਸੀ....ਖਟ ਖਟ ਕੇ ਲਿਆਦੀ ਪਰਾਂਦੀ....ਹਾ ਕਰਦੇ ਮਿੱਤਰਾ ਨੂੰ ਨੀ ਤੂ ਬੁੱਢੀ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਜਾਦੀ...
ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਮੁੰਡੇ ਜਿਨ੍ਹਾਂ ਦੀ ਕੋਈ ਸਹੇਲੀ ਨੀ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਤੇ ਓਹ ਦੂਜਿਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਵੇਖ ਕੇ ਕੀ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ਨੇ...

1. ਆ ਬਾਈ ਦੇ ਨਾਲ ਕੀਨੀ ਸੋਹਣੀ ਆ ਓਏ .

2. ਇਹ ਸਾਲੇ ਲੰਦ੍ਰਰ ਜੇਹੇ ਨਾਲ ਵੀ ਸੈਟ ਆ .
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3. ਰਬ ਨੇ ਸਾਡੇ ਨਾਲ ਮਾੜੀ ਕੀਤੀ ਬਾਈ .

4. ਕੋਈ ਕੁੜੀ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਕੀਉ ਨੀ ਦੇਖਦੀ ?

5. ਸੜ ਨਾ ਯਾਰ , ਇਹ ਦੋਵੇ ਤਾ ਭੇਣ ਭਰਾ ਆ .

6. ਵੇਖ ਕਿਦਾਂ ਜਫੀ ਪਾ ਕੇ ਬੈਠੇ ਆ .

7. ਏਨਾ ਸਾਲੇਆਂ ਨੇ ਤਾ ਸ਼ਰਮ ਲਾਹ ਕੇ ਰਖੀ ਹੋਈ ਆ
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ਇਸ ਗੱਲ ਤੇ ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਨੇ ਬਹੁਤ ਹੰਗਾਮਾ ਕੀਤਾ __!!
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ਤਾਂ ਕਿਤੇ ਜਾ ਕੇ ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਸ਼ਾਂਤੀ ਮਿਲੀ
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ਪਟੋਲਾ ਓਹ ਪੱਟਣਾ ਜਿਹੜਾ ਧੁਰ ਕਬਰਾ ਤੱਕ ਜਾਵੇ"nahi te nahi ਪੱਟਣਾ
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_ਯਾਰੀ ਮਰਦੇ ਦਮ ਤੱਕ ਨਿਭਾਈਏ ਸਾਥ ਕਦੇ ਨਈ ਛੱਡੀਦਾ___ ਜੇ ਕੋਈ ਕਰਜੇ ਉਂਗਲ ਯਾਰਾਂ ਵੱਲ ,ਕੰਡਾ "oN tHe spOt " ਕੱਢੀਦਾ____
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mOsTLy BoyZ Do DiS :- ਤਕ ਸੋਹਣੀ ਕੜੀ ਕਹਿਣਾ ਥੋਡੀ ਭਾਬੀ ਓਏ.... ਐਵੇ ਏਤੇ ਨਾ tRy ਹੁਣ ਮਾਰੋ ਓਏ............
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ਮਾਪੇ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਸਾਡਾ,
Mobile ਜੌਗਾ ਰਹਿ ਗਿਆ,
ਕਰਦਾ ਨਾ ਕੰਮ ਕੌਈ,
Style ਜੌਗਾ ਰਹਿ ਗਿਆ,

...ਜਦੌ ਦਾ ਲਿਆ ਓਸ ਨੇ, Mobile Multimedia,
ਕੰਨਾਂ ਵਿਚ ਹੁੰਦੀਆ ਨੇ, Headphone ਦੀਆ ਗੀਟੀਆਂ,
ਲੱਗੇ Headphone ਚ ਬਾਪੂ, ਹਾਕਾਂ ਮਾਰਦਾ ਰਹਿ ਗਿਆ,
ਮਾਪੇ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਸਾਡਾ, Mobile ਜੌਗਾ ਰਹਿ ਗਿਆ ............!!!!!!!!!!
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ਚਿੱਟੇ ਸੂਟ ਤੇ ਕਾਲਾ ਫੁੱਲ ਕਢਾਈ ਦਾ……...
ਜਦੋ ਤੇਰੀ ਯਾਦ ਆਵੇ..........
DJ ਲਾ ਕੇ ਭੰਗੜਾ ਪਾਈਦਾ.........
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ਉਸ ਮਾਲਕ ਨੂ ਬਸ ਰਖਣਾ ਏ ਚੇਤਾ,ਓਨੂ ਪਲ ਵੀ ਨੀ ਮਨੋ ਭੁਲਾਨਾ,ਜਿਥੇ ਲਿਖੀਆ ਉਥੇ ਚੁਗਣਾ ਪੈਣਾ,ਉਸਦੀ ਰਜਾ ਚ ਸੁਖਰ ਮਨਾਉਣਾ,ਪਥਰਾ ਚ ਕੀੜੇ ਨੂ ਵੀ ਦਿੰਦਾ ਓਹ ਅਨ,ਐਵੇ ਦਿਲ ਨਾ ਤੂ ਛਡ ਮੇਰੇ ਆੜੀ ,ਉਸਨੇ ਹੀ ਮਿਹਰ ਕਰਨੀ ਜਿਨੁ ਪੁਜਦੀ ਦੁਨੀਆ ਸਾਰੀ...........
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ਐਹ ਚੰਨ ਚਮਕਣਾ ਛਡ ਵੀ ਦੇ , ਤੇਰੀ ਚਾਂਦਨੀ ਸਾਨੂ ਸਤਾਂਦੀ ਹੈ .ਤੇਰੇ ਵਰਗਾ ਹੈ ਉਸਦਾ ਚੇਹਰਾ , ਤੇਨੁ ਵੇਖ ke ਉਸਦੀ ਯਾਦ ਆਉਂਦੀ ਹੈ .
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ਘੱਟ ਗਿਆ ਖਰਚਾ ਤੇਲ ਦਾ, ਬੁਲੇਟ ਵੀ ਖੜ੍ਹਾ ਹੀ ਰਹਿੰਦਾ ਏ

ਕਿਉਂਕਿ ਕਾਕਾ ਹੁਣ ਜਿਆਦਾ ਤਰ ਨੈੱਟ ਤੇ ਹੀ ਬਹਿੰਦਾ ਏ,

ਹੁਣ ਸਿੱਧੇ ਸਾਧੇ ਰਹੇ ਨਾ ਬੜੇ ਹੀ ਫੈਸ਼ਨਲ ਹੋ ਗਏ ਆਂ
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ਛੱਡ ਕੇ ਲੋਕਲ ਅਸ਼ਿਕੀ , ਇੰਟਰਨੈਸ਼ਨਲ ਹੋ ਗਏ ਆਂ ....harman
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Facebook ਤੇ account ਜਾਅਲੀ ਬੁਰਾ ,ਚੱਕਮਾ comment vich ਕਾਹਲੀ ਬੁਰਾ ,
Unknown ਨੂੰ request dil ਪਾਪੀ ਕਰਦਾ ,Sab ਤੋਂ ਬੁਰਾ jo status ਕਾਪੀ ਕਰਦਾ | ;) :P
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ਬਾਰੀ ਬਰਸੀ ਖਟਣ ਗਿਆ ਸੀ....ਖਟ ਖਟ ਕੇ ਲਿਆਦੀ ਪਰਾਂਦੀ....ਹਾ ਕਰਦੇ ਮਿੱਤਰਾ ਨੂੰ ਨੀ ਤੂ ਬੁੱਢੀ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਜਾਦੀ..........:P
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kudiye ਹੁਸਨ ਤੇ ਇੰਨਾ ਗਰੂਰ ਨਾ ਕਰ ,,
ਇਹ ਚਾਰ ਦਿਨਾਂ ਦੀ ਮਸਤੀ ਏ ,,
ਤੇਰਾ ਹੁਸਨ ਸੌਹਣੀਏ ਉਦੌਂ ਤੱਕ ,,
ਜਦ ਤੱਕ fair & lovely ਸਸਤੀ ਏ |
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1961ਵਿਚ ਮੁਂਡੇ ਵਿਆਹ ਵਿੱਚ ਰੇਡਿਓ ਮਂਗਦੇ ਸੀ,
1971ਵਿਚ ਮੁਂਡੇ ਵਿਆਹ ਵਿੱਚ ਟੈਲੀਵੀਜ਼ਨ ਮਂਗਦੇ ਸੀ,
1981ਵਿਚ ਮੁਂਡੇ ਵਿਆਹ ਵਿੱਚ ਸਕੂਟਰ ਮਂਗਦੇ ਸੀ,
1991ਵਿਚ ਮੁਂਡੇ ਵਿਆਹ ਵਿੱਚ ਮੋਟਰ ਸੈਕਲ ਮਂਗਦੇ ਸੀ,
2001ਵਿਚ ਮੁਂਡੇ ਵਿਆਹ ਵਿੱਚ ਕਾਰ ਮਂਗਦੇ ਸੀ, .........
ਅੱਜ 2011 ਦੀ ਤਾਰੀਖ ਵਿੱਚ ਮੁਂਡੇ ਬਿਨਾ ਬੁਆਏ ਫਰੈਂਡ ਵਾਲੀ ਕੁੜੀ ਮਂਗਦੇ ਆ .
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by harman .....